Sunday, February 13, 2005

Happy Valentine’s Day

(I have too much crap to take care of tomorrow, so today is my Valentine's day, deal with it.)

A few days ago, Tink declared that:

"If Sandy is an @ss then it's official...all men must be."

I found it to be a particularly bold statement seeing as she offered no proof whatsoever on this assertion. In defense of men around the world I quickly objected and she asked me to prove it. I'm sorry, Tink, but in the US Court of Law, even men are innocent until proven guilty. It's true. I needn't prove anything. I will, however, offer my counter, that WOMEN ARE EVIL. Of course, it would be hypocritical of me to make such a declaration without proof. So here you are:

Happy Valentine's Day.